After surviving a near-fatal bovine attack a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberrys hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life as well as a flux capacitor Wade must battle ninjas the Yakuza and a pack of sexually aggressive canines as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship.